Welcome to the Creeper Cult

I have increasingly noticed as the days go by that something awful is happening in my complex.
Something...sinister.
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It's actually blatantly obvious. Anyone with eyes could see.

The pool at my complex is a convergence spot for Creepers. Definition of Creeper: Someone who practices the arts of Creepery. And there are many who fit into this catagory at my apartment complex. First of all, one of the things you should know about my apartments is there is the "Light Side" and the "Dark Side". It recieved this nickname due to the sun always shining over on the "Light Side" and it never really being on "Dark Side." I live in Dark Side which surprisingly seems safer as the "Light Side" happens to have the pool and in that package deal you get the Creepers too.

I was sitting out in the sun yesterday by the pool with my friend Cara and my other friend Cara #2 (Yeah, I know, confusing.) I sit there, typing away at my computer and logging onto my usual sites when I look up to see one of the many sub category's to creeper.

Sub Categories:
Stalker
Pervert
Awkward Person
(Who knows when more will show up)

And much like pokemon they evolve from Stalker to Murderer, Pervert to Rapist, and Awkward Person to Menace and before you know it, they'll be breaking into your window and sacrificing you to their Creeper Gods.

So, the sub category we got on that specific pool day was "Pervert." It's some guy who seems to be autistic and first sight, but rumors have spread that he uses that excuse to touch girls. I totally believe it. Although he may act autistic, he doesn't show any of the physical traits found in most autistic people. But Autistic or not, he shouldn't walk up and touch Cara #2's butt. Which he did. So we fled immediately and now he has deemed himself as a Creeper.

In all honesty I don't even think he's living in our apartment complex. He just enjoys finding victims here. So I'm gonna lock my doors.

The Third Son :)